Do You Remember Word Analogies on Exams?

You know, those mind bending questions like "Redwood is to Transistor as __________ is to Orange Peel"? This machine makes even weirder (and non-sensical) ones....

Standardized test exams form with answers bubbled flickr photo by wuestenigel shared under a Creative Commons (BY) license
code by @cogdog and is available for forking